Dating apps are the dark, disgusting hole of the internet. We’re all there and we all hate being there. We’ve all met some characters. Allow me to share the stories of the ten most ridiculous ones I have met over the years.
Category Archives: Satire
A Sarcastic Feminist Retelling of Snow White
Every fairy-tale would have you believe that all women hate each other, every step-mother is evil, every princess is dumb and every prince is exempt from consent. Perhaps it’s time for a satirical feminist retelling.
Mighty Sensible, Somewhat Unpopular Unsanskari Sex Tips by a Morally-Compromised Woman.
Have you read a dozen women’s magazines articles about how to have better sex and learnt nothing except what a perineum is? Maybe our hilarious, overly-explicit and unpopular sex-tips can help.
The Sanskari Girl Checklist.
Have you always wanted to be a good Sanskari girl but the Sanskar have evaded you? Fret not! Our ten-step guide on how to learn and embody the Sanskar is here for you. Apply at your own risk.
A Comprehensive Guide To Body Hair Removal.
The elaborate process, lifelong cost and emotional angst involved in body hair removal for women is so tragic, it’s laughable. So we made it laughable! Follow our 9-step process for shaving!
100 Reasons Why Womanhood is The Worst Deal Ever Made.
Every clothing store in the world thinks I want a shirt that says #selfie in pink, yellow and orange. Speaking of orange, the fact that the colour orange is ascribed to the female gender is just wrong. Orange? Ew. No one likes that. Nor bras. No. One. Likes. Bras. But we wear them because bigContinue reading “100 Reasons Why Womanhood is The Worst Deal Ever Made.”
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